It was a particular phase of the moon, and her body was acting accordingly. She scrunched up as an especially strong cramp hit her.
He: I’m sorry, dear. You’re really avising, aren’t you?
She: Yes I … what?
He: Avising.
She: Avising?!?
He: Yeah, well, it sure looks from here like those cramps are trying harder.
She: What’re you trying to do, finish what they started? You’re driving me crazy!
He: No, I’m driving you home. Isn’t that what your hurts put me in the driver’s seat for?
Disclaimer: No cars were rented in the writing of this post. I guess we’re just not enterprising enough.
- O Ceallaigh
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All opinions expressed are mine, as a private citizen.
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By: Quilly on March 18, 2009
at 10:31 pm
Rara avising?
By: Doug on March 19, 2009
at 6:41 am
But we don’t rent from any of those companies, Q!
OK, Doug, I get the message. I’ll send this post back to the kitchen for more cooking. ;P
By: oceallaigh on March 19, 2009
at 8:40 am
OC…you giving Quilly words for TWT? Doesn’t Avis try harder?
By: Thom on March 19, 2009
at 9:39 am
Thom, she really doesn’t need any help. As for Avis trying harder, that’s what they claim. Some are more charitable about that claim than others.
By: oceallaigh on March 19, 2009
at 3:24 pm