They were sitting side-by-side on the couch, each looking at the screen of their own laptop.
She said: I love you.
He said [without glancing from his screen]: I love you, too.
She said: Me and who else?
He said: Huh? [and looked up.]
She said: You love me, two. But there is only one of me.
[He made a growling sound and returned to his screen. She kissed him on the cheek. He relented and hugged her.]
She said: I’m thirsty.
He said: Me, too.
She said: Would you like some iced tea?
He said: Yes, I would.
She said: Good. Get me some, too.
[He gave her that look and went back to his computer screen. She kissed him on the cheek.]
He said: Okay, I’ll get you some iced tea.
She said: Since you offered so nicely I’ll get some for both of us.
[He made that growly sound again and went back to his computer.]
She said: Honey, sometimes you are very confusing.
He said [very dryly]: Indeed.