They were sitting together at the table, compatibly munching sandwiches and chips. Suddenly He looks up and says, “I know why they don’t serve turkey sandwiches in China!”
“Oh?” She responded, wondering what convoluted path his brain has been meandering down this time. “Why?”
“Well,” He said, “They already have Peking Duck. They don’t need Peking Tom.”
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Later, they were coming home from a gig, and She was weary. As they pulled into the driveway, She stirred and, to bring herself back into the world, said, “Wake up”.
He offered, “Sorry, but I need a bowl.”
That startled Her. “What?”
He explained. “A cup just isn’t going to do it.”
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That’s probably why they spell it “Beijing” now, too.
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By: oceallaigh on July 19, 2008
at 15:09
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By: Project Black #11 — Tiki Torches « Just Another Day in …. Paradise? on July 20, 2008
at 08:41
there’s just no end to puns with you guys around, is there!
thanks for sharing some fun 🙂
By: polona on July 20, 2008
at 09:30
Your conversations are similar to mine with hubby.
We understand eachother anyway…. ;0)
By: Crazycath on July 20, 2008
at 10:29
OC — listen, love, you can’t go changing the punchline now!
Polona — some days our house is a contual grown fest.
Cath — if the word “crazy” wasn’t part of your name, I might feel more relieved to learn there are others like us. 😉
By: Quilly on July 21, 2008
at 09:36