Pastor: He is risen!
She: He is risen indeed!
He: Excuse me, …
She: Oh, no …
He: I thought he was in Jerusalem. Shouldn’t he have filed a change of address form, or something? And does the Risen family really want …
She (urgently): Say “Happy Easter, everybody.” Now! Before they kill us!!
He: Um … Happy Easter, everybody!
– O Ceallaigh
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