Posted by: The Amoeba | May 25, 2009

“Daddy” Can’t Save Her This Time

He: Damn that Captain Cook!

She: Why?

He: Because, before he got here, there weren’t any ants in Hawai‘i. Now, there’s almost 50 different kinds! All brought in by some haole trader or other.

She: And we care why?

He: Because they’ve gotten into the potatoes, that’s why.

She: Oh good grief. I’ll clean off the shelf while you …

He: … ask for a moment of silence.

She: A moment of silence?

He: Yes. Let us spray …

A few minutes later.

She: Did you get ’em?

He: I think so.

She: Then what are you staring at?

He: This critter running around lost between the shelf you cleaned and the trail I zapped.

She: Critter? What critter?

He: What else? Little orphan antie …

  – O Ceallaigh
Copyright © 2009 Felloffatruck Publications. All wrongs deplored.
All opinions are mine as a private citizen.

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Responses

  1. Too Funny ~ Little Orphan Antie hahahhahha

  2. Groooooooooan………….

  3. ROFLMAO…Wouldn’t ya know the orphan would still be there

  4. Ha! Once again Melli and I had the exact same response!

  5. Dude is soooooo… punny!

  6. Good God, give this man a contract.

  7. I’m sure they’re marching somewhere in Calgary too, Bill.

    Ready for an encore, Melli and Quilly? Ah one, and ah two …

    And if you think I felt sorry for it, Thom …

    Dudes, kitty? Where? Last I knew, they’d gone surfing into the sunset …

    That’s a contract for or a contract on, Dad.. er, Cooper? Inquiring security services wish to know …

  8. OOOOOOOOooooooooo…..that is so bad.


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