Posted by: The Amoeba | August 21, 2009

Dude and Dude: Hawaii 5-0



“Did you know?”

“You mean, like, biblically?

“In your dreams, dude. Baseball player had your batting average, they’d ban him for life. Take away his bat and everything. I mean, like, chronologically.”

“Next time I see you being logical will be the first, dude.”

“Did you say something, dude?”

“What am I supposed to be knowing, dude?”

“Hawai‘i has been a state for 50 years today.”

“Hawai‘i has been in this state for half a century? No wonder people are surly.”

“Not that kind of state.”

“You sure, dude? Economy don’t get fixed, or people don’t get their attitudes adjusted, these islands will be lying in state, that’s for sure.”

“I mean a State of the Union, dude. 50th star on the flag, dude. And people won’t be surly ’cause they have the day off.”


“Aaack? Aaack what??”

“I thought they weren’t going to do furloughs, dude. Thought they were going to be tied up in court for months, and in politics until Armageddon. Now what are we gonna do?”


“With virtual money?”

“Why not? We’ll have virtual guests in our virtual apartment. Chill, dude, it’s a holiday.”

“Last tango on Sandy Beach, dude?”



“Go back to bed.”

  – O Ceallaigh
Copyright © 2009 Felloffatruck Publications. All wrongs deplored.
All opinions are mine as a private citizen.



  1. Your mind never ceases to amaze me. “Last tango on Sandy Beach, dude?” Excellent my friend 🙂 Happy Admission Day 🙂

  2. Last Tango? Last Mango? or Last Tangerine? I’m LOST!


  3. Melli — Hawaii isn’t fiscally far behind Michigan & California and the frayed edges won’t take any more patches.

  4. You got the day OFF for that? Dang. I don’t think we got the day off for West Virginia Day…’course, I don’t work, so it’s hard to tell. Maybe I did.


  5. We don’t get off for Maryland Day either… but the schools DO celebrate it! The work place on the other hand has no idea it exists!

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