DISCLAIMER: The following is a work of fiction. So far.
“License and registration, please, ladies.”
“Here you are, officer.”
“Thank you … New scooter?”
“New to us. Got it off craigslist. But it’s not our first ride.”
“I see. Where are your helmets?”
“Helmets, officer? In Hawai‘i?? Too hot. Too dangerous. Can’t see with ’em on. Can’t be seen with ’em on either.”
“Kimo, call for 10-15, yeah? Sorry, Ms. Tsukumura, but I can’t let you be riding around town unless you and your passengers are wearing helmets.”
“But that’s crazy! Where’s the crime in that? We’re not hurtin’ anybody!”
“No, ma’am. You’re not hurting anybody. You’re hurting everybody.”
“You voted for the new nationwide health insurance plan, right?”
“And against the tax increases to pay for it, right?”
“Well, double duh!!”
“Well, Ms. Tsukumura, statistics show that motorbike riders who wear helmets cost the health insurance system much less per mile than riders who do not wear helmets. The new helmet laws are based on those statistics.”
“Dammit, this is a free country!”
“Not when your idea of freedom costs your fellow citizens more than they’re willing to pay. More than you’re willing to pay. Oh, there you are, Danno. Book ’em.”
“Ms. April Tsukumura, I place you under arrest. The charges are riding a motorbike on public roads without a helmet, behaving in a manner that poses an unacceptable risk to the national health insurance system, and resisting arrest. You have the right to remain silent …”
I may as well take the time to explain now.
I should first confess that I don’t actually know what the stats are regarding morbidity and mortality of helmeted vs. non-helmeted motorbike riders. I suspect, however, that the numbers are as the story has them. Which is convenient for the story’s point.
The current health insurance situation in these Untied States is a national shame. However, there’s a persistent fear that attempts at redress, including the current one, will make matters worse, not better. And I fear that the fear is reasonable.
I think that, for single-payer health care to work, citizens must understand, and be willing to pay, the true costs of the program. Citizens must also understand how each individual’s behavior affect the system, and be willing to change behavior so that it makes the minimum impact on the system. In other words, sure you can have free nationwide health care, so long as you don’t use it (except when absolutely necessary). Failure of citizens to understand this principle has bankrupted many a national health insurance program, and will, I think, bankrupt any system that We the People of these Untied States try to put in place.
In my opinion, there is no excuse for either the type or the tenor of the
kiddie brawl current debate over American health care. I would trash the petty jealousies, useless ideologies, and Gestapo-tactic advertising used to sell both to the cadres of hate belonging to each camp, and focus the discussion on the facts, and developing the ability of a properly informed and reasoning citizenry to interpret and act upon those facts. Ceding individual responsibility to any agent, governmental or private, will induce that agent to take away your freedoms for its own benefit. Mr. Jefferson got that point (the struggle between Liberty and Power) exactly right.
– O Ceallaigh
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