Posted by: The Amoeba | October 5, 2009

Honolulu Lament


“Because lock lock.”

  – O Ceallaigh
Copyright © 2009 Felloffatruck Publications. All wrongs deplored.
All opinions are mine as a private citizen.



  1. Otherwise IT will get stolen.

    • So that’s why we couldn’t get internet in the hotel …

  2. Heh.

    Not to dilute the brilliance of above pun, put I think I finally got RSS to work for this site.

    • You’re one up on me, Doug. After listening to Quilly complain about hers, I continue to read blogs the old-fashioned way. Waitaminute …

      • Ha. Right!

  3. OMG.

    I’m not even going to dignify THAT one with a comment.


    • So this is a social call, then, Susan? 😛

  4. It took me a couple of reads to get it.

    • Check your pockets, Bill …

      • My pockets are pretty empty these days, the Pick Pocket would have some really “Slim Pickens”

      • Bill — I think he meant check your pockets for your KEYS. Unless, of course, those have been stolen, too. In which case, check for your car. Maybe it’s gone and you can file a nice fat insurance claim. 😉

      • Ahhh, Now I see, Duh !!!!!

        Anyhoo, I keep my keys on a Key Thingy that I hook from my Belt Thingy on my pants. (For some reason my mind in blank and can’t think of the proper words).

        So I guess my pockets are really empty except for some lint and maybe the odd bit of paper.

  5. That would make a great greeting card. You should go into the Hallmark biz.

    • Nah, Gigi, we no get one buyer …

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