She: “Well, we finally got the water back on in the house. What a relief it is!”
He: “I’ll flush to that.”
She: “Next time I complain about having to use the washing machine, remind me about this past week, will you?”
He: “Check. And next time we go camping, let’s try to make the destination a bit more exotic than our own house, eh? We need to teach the plumbing in this place some discipline.”
She: “Some … discipline …”
He: “Yeah! That pipe did not have permission to spring a leak.”
She: “Dare I ask why not?”
He: “We’re north of the Equator, correct?”
She: “Yeah …”
He: “It’s October!!”
– O Ceallaigh
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