Posted by: The Amoeba | October 17, 2009

Why The Vulcans Haven’t Landed Yet

He and She were sitting in the beach park after dark, admiring the stars and watching an airplane circling overhead.

She: “Amazing. The clouds are almost invisible. The only way you know they’re there is when that airplane flies behind one.”

He: “Yeah. Its lights vanish, then just appear someplace else. Spooky.”

She: “I’m sure that’s how a lot of UFO stories get started.”

He: “Reckon you’re right. Most of ’em get foreclosed, though.”

She:Foreclosed?”

He: “Yeah. Unless they pay up.”

She: “Pay up what?

He: “What U. F. owes, of course.”

  – O Ceallaigh
Copyright © 2009 Felloffatruck Publications. All wrongs deplored.
All opinions are mine as a private citizen.

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  1. They’re not landing because they’re worried they’ll be punned to death.
    😛
    Do I know what the UF stands for? Because I’ve got one guess…

    • Susan, that’s just your opunion.

  2. LOL…too funny. I bet I can answer Susan’s question…there again…it’s probably something star treky or something that she’s thinking 🙂

    • Something federational, I reckon, Thom. Aloha ;).


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