She: “But I took the ibuprofen!”
He: “The question is, where did you take it?”
He: “On second thought, don’t answer that. So the fever hasn’t gone down?”
He: “No relief from the cramps?”
He: “Did you at least take a nap?”
She: “I tried, but everything that isn’t too hot or too cold hurts. And when I did doze off, somebody kept waking me up. Which is weird, because I’ve been alone in the house all day.”
He: “Hon, you’re a great cook and all, but you really shouldn’t try to make s’nores in bed. Let me see that bottle, will you?”
She: “OK …”
He: “No wonder!”
He: “This is a cheap store brand. The ‘not-ready-for-prime-time’ stuff. The ibuamateurfen. We’ve gotta upgrade your pills to the first team …”
In case you haven’t already, go visit Quilly and wish her a speedy recovery.
– O Ceallaigh
Copyright © 2009 Felloffatruck Publications. All wrongs deplored.
All opinions are mine as a private citizen.