Dude and Dude: A Fin Business

“I got her this time, dude!”

“Got who?

“The stage manager!

“Careful, dude …”

“Not like that, dude! Give me credit for having some taste.”

“Cash only, dude.”

“Very funny.”

“So?”

“So when she went around backstage telling the actors ‘Places, places’, I handed her a flatfish.”

“A flatfish?

“That’s what she said, dude! So I told her: ‘Now, you can tell us what to do with sole.”

“She kicked you, right?”

“She didn’t get a chance, dude. ‘Cause I reminded her, she didn’t want us floundering around, now did she?”

“Dude?”

“Yeah?”

“Did you think this up all by yourself?”

  – O Ceallaigh
Copyright © 2010 Felloffatruck Publications. All wrongs deplored.
All opinions are mine as a private citizen.

(Moral: don’t give community theatre actors long breaks between scenes …)

Quilly and I will be away until Tuesday afternoon as it is reckoned on the Pacific coast of North America. Look here for more.

8 comments

  1. OMG Charley…does the water have something funny in it in FH or did you sample some algae that is laced with something…I’m going to be the first to say it this was a TOTAL GROANER….

    • These days, Karen, being brief carries with it a certain risk. If there are lawyers in the room, you could get used up and filed. Of course, legal briefs usually aren’t, but don’t get me started …

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out /  Change )

Google photo

You are commenting using your Google account. Log Out /  Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out /  Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out /  Change )

Connecting to %s